Cliff Quote #787
Quote from Cliff in The Girl in the Plastic Bubble
Frasier: Thanks for the idea, Carla, but I hardly think the primitive approach would work on a woman as sophisticated as Lilith.
Sam: Well, then why don't you try the romantic route? You know, take her up to the Cape for a romantic weekend and treat her the way you used to.
Cliff: Oh, no, no, no. Come on, Sam, with that bush-wa. You know, if you want to keep a woman in your life, nothing beats the old-fashioned fake heart attack.
Frasier: I beg your pardon?
Cliff: She goes for the door, you go for your chest. I mean, nobody can walk out on somebody who's having a coronary. It's foolproof. I learned it from Ma.
Frasier: She uses that on you?
Cliff: Or I use it on her. It depends who's trying to leave.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Girl in the Plastic Bubble’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: I'm going now. I'd like to leave a parting word. I want you to know that what I'm doing is very difficult. It is not to hurt Frasier. It's to acknowledge the fact that I'm changing. No one can go living year in and year out without ever changing. It's impossible. [looks at Norm and Cliff] Or at least it's very rare.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: Well, I'm off. I don't know what the future holds. Whatever happens, I only hope I can realize my full potential. To acquire things the old Lilith never had.
Carla: Like a body temperature?
Lilith: That's very good, Carla. Incidentally, I've taken your little wisecracks for a few years now, you hideous gargoyle, and if you ever open that gateway to hell you call a mouth in my direction again, I'll snap off your extremities like dead branches and feed them to you at gunpoint. God! That felt good.
Carla: Well... that was just plain rude.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: Frasier?
Frasier: Well, look who's here. I suppose this is the part where we fight over who gets to keep our friends.
Lilith: [looks around the bar] No.