Cliff Quote #766

Quote from Cliff in Do Not Forsake Me O' My Postman

Cliff: [on the phone] Well, well, well, so Maggie O'Keefe is back in town, huh? Couldn't get enough of the Old Clavin monster, I guess.
Paul: [to Norm] Who's- Who's Maggie O'Keefe?
Norm: That's Cliff's old girlfriend.
Paul: I'm sorry, Cliff's what?
Cliff: [on the phone] Oh, no, no, no, I've been thinking about you, too. What? Aw, come on, I can't say that in front of the guys. All right. I love you, too. [hangs up] That was Ma! Maggie's back in town!
Sam: So, how long has it been since you've seen Maggie?
Cliff: Oh, about six months. She, uh, skipped off to Canada for a while, you know, and according to Ma, she's back in town, wants to see me. I guess she's just looking for a booster shot of "vitamin CC."

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