Norm Quote #987
Quote from Norm in Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real
Cliff: The only thing we can do is go over and apologize to Frank "The Angel of Death" Carpaccio.
Norm: Nah, Cliffie, that's not gonna do it. We have to go over there and beg like dogs.
Cliff: Okay.
Sam: Oh, no, wait a second, wait a second.
Norm: What?
Sam: I just had a thought here.
Norm: What?
Sam: Who would like to see us beg more than anyone else in the whole world?
Norm: Sammy, you don't suppose Vera's behind this whole thing, do you?
‘Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Sam: Come on. It's a golden opportunity. We can win this time. We can steal all of Gary's best ideas and use 'em against this new guy. And you remember how Gary's always going first? We can learn from that. We can move first ourselves.
Frasier: Very good, Sam. As that famous prankster Santayana once said, "Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it."
Woody: You got that right, Doctor Crane. Back in high school I was condemned to repeat History three times. By the way, the same goes for Mathematics.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Boy, every time I set foot in this place, it gives me the creeps.
All: Norm!
Cliff: How do they know you in here?
Norm: Hey, Sammy closes on Christmas morning. Okay?
Quote from Sam
Carla: [phone rings] Must be the agent. Hello?
Sam: Carla, hi!
Carla: Sam?
Sam: How you doing?
Carla: Terrible! We're stuck out here in the middle of nowhere, waiting for someone to pick us up.
Sam: You're all alone?
Carla: Yeah, for about 200 miles.
Sam: Wow! Is it cold?
Carla: Yeah, Sam, I'm cold. I'm freezing. I'm thinking about hugging Clavin.
Sam: Boy, what a shame. Hey, listen, honey, you remember, uh, last Halloween when you guys pulled that hilarious stunt on me making me think that Gary was dead and that I was responsible for it?
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Well... gotcha!