Sam Quote #1625

Quote from Sam in Rebecca's Lover... Not

Police Officer: Anybody in here know this guy?
Frasier: Sam! My God, what's the matter?
Police Officer: We found him out in the middle of the street staring at an empty parking space, muttering to himself, shouting at people.
Sam: My corvette! They stole my 'Vette! Frasier, have you seen my 'Vette?
Frasier: Oh, Sam, I'm afraid not.
Police Officer: Well, Sam, stop by the station house sometime and fill out a report.
Sam: Then you'll give me my 'Vette back!
Police Officer: Whatever you say. [exits]
Sam: Oh, God. I left it outside! What was I thinking? I should have stayed with it!

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Quote from Norm

Woody: Mr. Peterson.
Norm: Yeah?
Woody: It's your barber on the phone, and he says it's been two days. He wants to know when you're coming back. What should I tell him?
Norm: Tell him what I tell Vera.
Woody: [on the phone] Uh, he'll be home after one more.

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Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Oh, hey, Mr. Peterson, that's quite a haircut.
Norm: Yeah, well, they're only halfway done, Woody. I got a little thirsty. You know what I mean? Give me a beer.

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, Normie, I'm gonna miss that car. Here, take a look at that.
Norm: Wow. That's you next to Sammy's 'Vette.
Cliff: Yeah. Truth be told, l, uh I tell the ladies it's mine.
Norm: Yeah. Wait. That's not even your body. It's Sammy's body with your head superimposed.
Cliff: Yeah, you'd be surprised what Ma can do in a darkroom. Yeah. Yeah, we got one of, uh, me at the Yalta conference. Yeah. You- You should see the look that Churchill's giving me.