Cliff Quote #714
Quote from Cliff in Rich Man, Wood Man
Norm: Okay, at the beginning of that cartoon, Casper, the friendly ghost, had no friends whatsoever. By the end of the cartoon, of course, he's surrounded by friends. Next cartoon will start, Casper won't have any friends again. What is it we're not seeing between cartoons?
Cliff: Could be, uh, Casper sating his thirst for human blood.
Norm: Right.
Cliff: Oh, think about it, Norm. We are talking about a ghost here.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: You see, very often, the, uh, walking dead crave the taste of human flesh. And things aren't that much different in the cartoon world, I'm sure.
Norm: Was it really hot on your route today, Cliff?
Cliff: Yeah, yeah. Oh, blacked out a couple of times. Why?
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Quote from Kelly
Norm: You're gonna have to give up an awful lot of stuff. For example, no more limousines.
Kelly: Oh, that's okay. I can take taxis.
Norm: No, Kelly, I don't think Woody can even afford taxis. You'll have to take the subway.
Kelly: The what?
Norm: The "T". You know, the subway.
Kelly: Come again?
Norm: The subway, the the little trains that run underground, carry people back and forth.
Kelly: Right, an underground train. You're such a joker, Mr. Peterson.
Norm: Kelly, they exist, and, and most people take them to work every day.
Kelly: Sure they do, Mr. Peterson. All right, I'll take your little underground train tomorrow morning. Underground trains! Woo-woo!
Quote from Frasier
Sam: What the hell's wrong with him?
Frasier: Well, it's a common phenomenon, really. A young, impressionable lad, such as Woody, gets his first taste of a foreign country, and he comes back a little affected. I mean, give him a few hours, he'll be fine. You know, I remember when I came back from my first trip abroad. Oh, God, I was pompous and unbearable! Condescending to all my old friends. Of course, I wouldn't expect you fellows to understand. It's a complicated matter.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Hi, everybody. Where's Woody?
Rebecca: Well, he's out looking for you. What happened, Kelly? Did you get lost?
Kelly: No, I was having such a great time I didn't want it to end. I love the subway.
Rebecca: Wait a minute, you liked the subway?
Kelly: Not at first. I got real angry because a lot of other people tried to get on my subway car. And then I met some young people who apparently work for the city because they were spray-painting the walls, and they let me write, "Kelly loves Woody," in a big red heart. And then the pigs came and we ran.