Cliff Quote #706
Quote from Cliff in A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff
Twitchell: Hey, Clavin. How come every other mailman in this town is out there busting his hump and you're in here sitting on your over-sized irregular?
Cliff: Return it to sender, Twitchell.
Twitchell: You left this in your box, Clavin.
Cliff: What's that?
Twitchell: That's the official memo regarding the new uniforms. Starting tomorrow, they are regulation wear, and that's by order of the Postmaster General.
Cliff: Huh. Wait a second. I can't believe you opened my mail there, Twitch.
Twitchell: Hey...
Cliff: Ah! [chuckles]
Twitchell: That's a good one, Clavin.
‘A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Uh, can I help you?
Henderson: Do you have a Clavin here?
Carla: Yeah, but it hasn't been flushing right lately.
Quote from Frasier
Woody: There's something different about Dr. Sternin-Crane. I can't put my finger on it. Is it her hair?
Norm: Woody.
Woody: No, no. I'll- l'll get it. Her dress? Oh, I've got it, her husband's growing a beard.
Frasier: Did I hear someone mention my beard? That's right, Woody. A beard, the ultimate manifestation of masculinity. Testosterone surging through my face! Every red-blooded man's birthright: hair on his chin. I don't know why I didn't do this before.
Lilith: Because I wouldn't let you.
Frasier: Oh, yes. That's right. It all comes back to me now.
Quote from Carla
Rebecca: Sam, I've been in there thinking about Russell. I mean, what's wrong with somebody paying attention to me? I mean, so he loves me, is that a crime? I'm gonna go talk to him. Somebody cover for me.
Carla: Cover for what? You don't do anything around here.
Rebecca: Ha-ha. [exits]
Carla: Seriously, what does she do around here anyway?