Carla Quote #1151
Quote from Carla in A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff
Rebecca: Sam, why don't we hire him to be the piano player here?
Sam: Well maybe, as long as he works for tips.
Rebecca: Well, you- you won't regret it. I know about these things. I have a golden gut.
Carla: It must be worth a fortune. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said "golden butt."
‘A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Uh, can I help you?
Henderson: Do you have a Clavin here?
Carla: Yeah, but it hasn't been flushing right lately.
Quote from Frasier
Woody: There's something different about Dr. Sternin-Crane. I can't put my finger on it. Is it her hair?
Norm: Woody.
Woody: No, no. I'll- l'll get it. Her dress? Oh, I've got it, her husband's growing a beard.
Frasier: Did I hear someone mention my beard? That's right, Woody. A beard, the ultimate manifestation of masculinity. Testosterone surging through my face! Every red-blooded man's birthright: hair on his chin. I don't know why I didn't do this before.
Lilith: Because I wouldn't let you.
Frasier: Oh, yes. That's right. It all comes back to me now.
Quote from Carla
Rebecca: Sam, I've been in there thinking about Russell. I mean, what's wrong with somebody paying attention to me? I mean, so he loves me, is that a crime? I'm gonna go talk to him. Somebody cover for me.
Carla: Cover for what? You don't do anything around here.
Rebecca: Ha-ha. [exits]
Carla: Seriously, what does she do around here anyway?