John Allen Hill Quote #26

Quote from John Allen Hill in Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist

John: Free this evening?
Carla: Just get it through your hairy ears, whatever happened between us was strictly a seven-night stand.
John: Oh. You're forgetting...
Carla: All right, seven nights, two lunch breaks, and a bus ride.
John: I love slumming with you.
Carla: Well, just forget it. Today is Elvis' birthday, and I'm not interested. Get out of here.
John: Okay, but if you change your mind, you know where you can get me. Good Lord, do you know where to get me. Woof!

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 ‘Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist’ Quotes

Quote from Woody

Woody: I can't believe it. I'm being shunned. Just like back in Hanover. Just like with the Amish.
Norm: Wood? Who, uh, who shunned you back in Hanover?
Woody: The Amish. Weren't you here for this part?

Quote from Woody

Woody: Yeah, I took my fair share of ribbing back in Hanover.
Norm: Yeah?
Woody: "Little Einstein" they called me. "Mr. Smarty Pants." "Brainiac." Yep. I've heard 'em all.
Norm: Before I die, I got to see that town.

Quote from John Allen Hill

John: Ah, good afternoon, Miss Tortelli.
Carla: Oh, Hill. What, are you on an ugly break?
John: Oh, my. Someone certainly got up on the wrong side of town this morning.
Carla: What's the matter, Hill, your scalp on too tight?
John: Very funny.