John Allen Hill Quote #25

Quote from John Allen Hill in Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist

John: Uh, Miss Howe, did Miss Tortelli get the flowers?
Rebecca: Yes, she did. In fact, she just ran up the stairs.
John: Ah.
Rebecca: Did you send those?
John: Yes, I did, but those were just for starters. This will really push her over the edge. [puts on an Elvis wig]

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 ‘Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist’ Quotes

Quote from Woody

Woody: I can't believe it. I'm being shunned. Just like back in Hanover. Just like with the Amish.
Norm: Wood? Who, uh, who shunned you back in Hanover?
Woody: The Amish. Weren't you here for this part?

Quote from Woody

Woody: Yeah, I took my fair share of ribbing back in Hanover.
Norm: Yeah?
Woody: "Little Einstein" they called me. "Mr. Smarty Pants." "Brainiac." Yep. I've heard 'em all.
Norm: Before I die, I got to see that town.

Quote from John Allen Hill

John: Ah, good afternoon, Miss Tortelli.
Carla: Oh, Hill. What, are you on an ugly break?
John: Oh, my. Someone certainly got up on the wrong side of town this morning.
Carla: What's the matter, Hill, your scalp on too tight?
John: Very funny.