Sam Quote #1594
Quote from Sam in Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist
Sam: I can't believe it.
Woody: What is it, Sam?
Sam: [clearing throat] Oh Tony, my hairstylist. He's making a left on Boylston and this bus cut him off. Car jumped the curb, and he slammed into this hot dog stand and ended up in the middle of the pond in the public gardens. He's at the hospital now with two broken legs. Got to cancel my hair appointment. I hate it when stuff like that happens to me.
‘Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: I can't believe it. I'm being shunned. Just like back in Hanover. Just like with the Amish.
Norm: Wood? Who, uh, who shunned you back in Hanover?
Woody: The Amish. Weren't you here for this part?
Quote from Woody
Woody: Yeah, I took my fair share of ribbing back in Hanover.
Norm: Yeah?
Woody: "Little Einstein" they called me. "Mr. Smarty Pants." "Brainiac." Yep. I've heard 'em all.
Norm: Before I die, I got to see that town.
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: Ah, good afternoon, Miss Tortelli.
Carla: Oh, Hill. What, are you on an ugly break?
John: Oh, my. Someone certainly got up on the wrong side of town this morning.
Carla: What's the matter, Hill, your scalp on too tight?
John: Very funny.