Sam Quote #1563
Quote from Sam in Bar Wars V: The Final Judgment
Sam: [owl hooting in distance] Come on, Gary. Enough's enough. It's getting chilly out here.
Cliff: Sammy?
Sam: Hmm?
Cliff: Come on, the funeral's been over for hours.
Sam: No, no, you don't understand. See, that's the whole thing about practical jokes, it's timing. I know this; I've done this a thousand times before. Matter of fact, if I don't miss my guess, he'll be coming out right about... now. Right about now. Come on, you're milking it, Gary! Get out of there!
Frasier: I don't think he's coming out, Sam.
Sam: Yeah? Well, then I'm I'm digging him out. Come on, Gary. Come on. No, you don't understand. This is a stunt. No, come on, you can hear him laughing. He's laughing, I hear you! You're laughing, I know that!
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Rebecca: Sam, stop it. The game is over. A man is dead. You know, it's getting a little bit embarrassing.
Frasier: It's time for you to face the fact that Gary is dead. That you had a hand in his death. We all did. That's the end of it.
Sam: Yeah, maybe you're right. All right, I admit it. Waah-waah, he's dead. [laughs] Come on, you guys. Lookit, he's bluffing. I wonder how far he's really going to take this thing.
[later, at the wake in Gary's Olde Towne Tavern:]
Sam: I'll be he's not even in there. [opens coffin] Okay, so he's in there. I still think it's a trick. If he wants to stay in there and suffocate, it's fine with me; it's his funeral.
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Sam: He's gone. He's really gone.
Frasier: Gary had to go out of his way to prove it to you, but, yes, Sam, he's gone.
Sam: I feel like I've lost my best friend.
Carla: Having Gary around was, like, the one thing that always seemed to pull us together as a group.
Cliff: Yeah. Gary really brought out the best in us, huh?
Norm: No, Cliffie, he brought out the worst in us.
Paul: He will be missed.
Sam: Boy, I'll tell you, I've done a lot of things that I regret, but I'll never be able to make up for this one. You know, maybe it's time I stopped acting like an overgrown child. I mean, a man is dead because I did not have the maturity to know when to stop. Never thought I'd say this, but I miss Gary. He's a he's a true friend.
Frasier: That would have made a better eulogy than "Get out of there, Gary."