Cliff Quote #670

Quote from Cliff in Bar Wars V: The Final Judgment

Rebecca: Well, I think you guys should just call it off; I mean, I think it's really childish.
Sam: Excuse me? Childish? Sweetheart, this is bar versus bar. We will use any weapon available to us. Water balloons, stink bombs, whoopee cushions and fake vomit. Yes, fake vomit. Now, how childish is it?
Norm: Remember last year, we sent Cliffy over there wearing nothing but a pair of Speedos? [all laughing, snickering]
Paul: Those people were screaming like banshees.
Norm: Yeah.
Cliff: Well, I was making a scary face.

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Quote from Lilith

Frasier: Freddy is, of course, bedecked in the garb of superhero crime fighter Spider-Man.
Lilith: Interestingly, Spider-Man acquired his supernatural powers from the bite of a radioactive spider. I tried to explain to Frederick what would happen if one were really bitten by a radioactive spider, but he just cried.

Quote from Sam

Rebecca: Sam, stop it. The game is over. A man is dead. You know, it's getting a little bit embarrassing.
Frasier: It's time for you to face the fact that Gary is dead. That you had a hand in his death. We all did. That's the end of it.
Sam: Yeah, maybe you're right. All right, I admit it. Waah-waah, he's dead. [laughs] Come on, you guys. Lookit, he's bluffing. I wonder how far he's really going to take this thing.
[later, at the wake in Gary's Olde Towne Tavern:]
Sam: I'll be he's not even in there. [opens coffin] Okay, so he's in there. I still think it's a trick. If he wants to stay in there and suffocate, it's fine with me; it's his funeral.

Quote from Sam

Sam: He's gone. He's really gone.
Frasier: Gary had to go out of his way to prove it to you, but, yes, Sam, he's gone.
Sam: I feel like I've lost my best friend.
Carla: Having Gary around was, like, the one thing that always seemed to pull us together as a group.
Cliff: Yeah. Gary really brought out the best in us, huh?
Norm: No, Cliffie, he brought out the worst in us.
Paul: He will be missed.
Sam: Boy, I'll tell you, I've done a lot of things that I regret, but I'll never be able to make up for this one. You know, maybe it's time I stopped acting like an overgrown child. I mean, a man is dead because I did not have the maturity to know when to stop. Never thought I'd say this, but I miss Gary. He's a he's a true friend.
Frasier: That would have made a better eulogy than "Get out of there, Gary."