Lilith Quote #148
Quote from Lilith in Unplanned Parenthood
Rebecca: Look, those guys have some good points. I mean, how do we know we're gonna be good parents?
Sam: How does anybody know?
Lilith: Maybe a little practice would help ease your nerves. Would the two of you like to take care of Frederick for an evening? It may provide you with some confidence in your parenting skills as well as give us a break from that 16-year-old bundle of breasts Frasier insists is God's gift to babysitting.
Sam: Would that make you feel better?
Rebecca: Yeah, I think it's a good idea. I think it's good. When can we do that?
Lilith: Well, let me see. Uh, tonight, oh, well, Frederick has his story hour at the library tonight. Tomorrow is our Mommy and Me class. Friday is Aqua Tots. Let me look at next month.
Cheers Quotes
‘Unplanned Parenthood’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: A whole night without my kids. Thank you, Saint Jude, patron saint of lost causes. I have prayed for this day for 18 years. First you freed me from Diane. And now this! I am blessed! I am truly blessed.
Cliff: Carla, do you realize that you're the same height kneeling down as you are standing up?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: People, people, we cannot impose our own moral belief systems on these two.
Sam: Yes, thank you very much.
Frasier: The real question is: Will they make responsible parents?
Rebecca: That's right!
Frasier: And the answer is an emphatic "no!"
Rebecca: Hey!
Frasier: Sam, up until now, you and Rebecca have not taken into account the years of sacrifice involved in the raising of a child. You have not reckoned with the fact that as soon as you have one, your lives will be irrevocably altered. An infant demands constant attention. 24 hours a day. Seven days a week. It never says "please" or "may l?" It just demands. Let me have a scotch. And say good-bye to vacations. Say good-bye to ski weekends because your life is baby, baby, baby. Can I get a drink, please?!
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: Okay, I hope you all enjoyed the dinner as much as the wall did. And I also want you to know that Rebecca really enjoyed the dead-rat-in-the-bun joke. That's very funny. [Rebecca sobs] Come on, honey, just pull yourself together. You're going to frighten the kids.
Rebecca: I don't think I can take any more.
Sam: Oh, come on, of course you can. You can't quit now. We've onl... Okay, who-who took my watch? [mutters]
Rebecca: You see that? This is not a home. This is a house of horrors.
Sam: No, you're just...
Rebecca: I mean, my God, they Crazy-glued the dryer door shut.
Sam: Yeah, I know, but we got you out, didn't we?
Rebecca: But I'm still dizzy.