Carla Quote #1093
Quote from Carla in Madame LaCarla
Madame Lazora: I have decided to retire and move to Florida at the end of the year. I see myself on Miami Beach with those muscular cabana boys.
Sam: See? I told you there's nothing to worry about.
Carla: "Nothing to worry about"? Madame Lazora has been my spiritual advisor since I was 17 years old. Without her my life would've been a complete disaster.
Sam: Honey, I thought your...
Carla: Well, it could have been worse.
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Norm: We weren't having a conversation, Cliff.
Cliff: Well! Then food for thought.
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Woody: Well, it's probably best you didn't come last night. I've still got to iron out a few bugs.
Cliff: Well, all I can tell you, Woody, is that Ma loved the play. Yeah, I mean, there's something about the idea of sweet old ladies being cold-blooded murderesses. Just seemed to tickle her funny bone. [laughs] All the way home she just laughed and laughed. Matter of fact, I woke up at 3:00 a.m., and there she was sitting in my room in a rocking chair rocking back and forth, staring at me and making this low, guttural chuckle. Boy, does she love the theater.
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