Woody Quote #659
Quote from Woody in Madame LaCarla
Frasier: Look, Carla, if you're really concerned what this charlatan has to say, why don't you just call her?
Carla: Yeah, you're right, Doc. I might as well just get it over with. Wait a minute. What if she was calling me to warn me to keep away from telephones? What if she's seen a vision of me horribly disfigured in a telephone accident?
Frasier: Carla, don't be ridiculous.
[As Woody walks in from the back room, he is caught by the neck on a telephone cord as a man uses the pay phone]
Norm: Woody, you okay?
Woody: Oh, I don't know, Mr. Peterson. Uh, this is bad. I can't breathe. I can't move.
Man: [enters] Hey, Woody, your review is out.
Woody: It is?! [runs up] Oh, boy! Oh, boy! I can't wait to read it!
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‘Madame LaCarla’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: I got something to add to the conversation. If a 100-megaton warhead detonated over the city of Boston, the results would be so horrific that the survivors would envy the dead.
Norm: We weren't having a conversation, Cliff.
Cliff: Well! Then food for thought.
Quote from Cliff
Woody: Well, it's probably best you didn't come last night. I've still got to iron out a few bugs.
Cliff: Well, all I can tell you, Woody, is that Ma loved the play. Yeah, I mean, there's something about the idea of sweet old ladies being cold-blooded murderesses. Just seemed to tickle her funny bone. [laughs] All the way home she just laughed and laughed. Matter of fact, I woke up at 3:00 a.m., and there she was sitting in my room in a rocking chair rocking back and forth, staring at me and making this low, guttural chuckle. Boy, does she love the theater.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Whoa! I'm gonna be a psychic! Who could have predicted that?