Frasier Quote #544
Quote from Frasier in Get Your Kicks on Route 666
Rebecca: Oh, shoot! It's a minus! I'm not pregnant. Well, we only started trying last night. I guess we can't expect to get pregnant the first time.
Sam: Well, I thought that's what the fourth and fifth times were for.
Norm: Fifth time. You imagine that?
Cliff: I'm only up to three.
Rebecca: I just want to be pregnant now.
Lilith: Rebecca, why don't you approach this from a scientific point of view? Make a simple plot-point graph, and chart your basal temperature at a fixed hour each morning. After a couple of months, a pattern will emerge, thereby making your peak fertility days absolutely predictable.
Rebecca: Good idea. Thanks, Lilith!
Sam: Whew, boy! You guys went through all that?
Frasier: No, we just got ripped one night and tore one off. Remember that, sugar, huh?
‘Get Your Kicks on Route 666’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Ah, here we are wasting away in the desert. I never pictured that the four of us would go out like this.
Norm: How did you picture it, Cliff?
Cliff: Well, I pictured, uh, Sammy getting topped by a jealous husband. Norm, I figured you'd, you know, heart attack. Frasier, here...
Frasier: Cliff, l- I don't want to hear it.
Cliff: You bet you don't.
Quote from Norm
Frasier: What about you, Norm?
Norm: Well, there was one time, uh, we thought Vera was pregnant, and then it turns out she wasn't.
Frasier: I'm sorry, Norm.
Cliff: You never told me that, buddy.
Norm: Well, it turns out she was lying. She didn't tell me till after the wedding. I must have cried for a week.
Quote from Paul
Paul: I could have gone with those guys on that little road trip, you know.
Lilith: I know.
Paul: I just wasn't here when they decided to go.
Lilith: So you've said.
Paul: They, uh, probably tried to call me and hung up on my machine.
Lilith: Hmm.
Paul: Sometimes it doesn't record the hang-ups.
Lilith: Mm-hmm.
Paul: You're not much of a conversationalist, are you?
Carla: Where is everybody?
Paul: Probably in New Mexico by now. You know, I could've gone with 'em if they'd just left a message.