Frasier Quote #528
Quote from Frasier in Rat Girl
Frasier: Oh, thank God. I didn't miss the interview, did l?
Lilith: Yes, you did. I've already had it. They're outside conferring about us now.
Frasier: What did you tell them about me?
Lilith: I described you in terms which were positively glowing, which is the way I'd like to see you in hell. So just remember when they come back in to pretend that we love each other. After that, I go right back to loathing you.
Frasier: I can't believe that you're willing to destroy our marriage all because of your childish refusal to accept the death of an animal.
Lilith: The very fact that you think of Whitey as "an animal" proves that we are completely incompatible.
Frasier: But he was an animal! Well, what-what-what was he? A-a-a vegetable? A mineral? Oh, I know, he was the CEO of General Motors.
Cheers Quotes
‘Rat Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: Carla, please! Lilith is mourning the loss of a close friend.
Carla: What's the big deal? You go find another rat to hook up to your electrodes.
Lilith: My research never harmed Whitey in any way. In fact, he had everything a rat could want. If he needed it, I gave it to him. That rat was the envy of others.
Frasier: You know, that's true, but I got over it.
Lilith: I miss him so much. [brief, spluttering sobs]
Frasier: Let it out, darling.
Lilith: I am.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, I'm just a bit stressed today. Lilith and I have been looking for a preschool for Frederick. Tomorrow we've got an interview with the administrators of the Magic Hours Learning Center.
Sam: You know, I don't get that. Now, this is your kid, your money-- why aren't you interviewing them?
Frasier: Well, the beauty of private education, Sam, is that they're able to weed out the unacceptable lowlifes. I just pray I'm not one of them.
Cliff: Wa-wa-wa-wa-wait a second here. Uh, what's the matter with public school? I went to public school.
Frasier: [smiles] I love you, Cliff. Don't ever change.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [enters] Afternoon, all.
Woody: Hey, how's it going, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Oh, the usual. The crying, the tantrums, the bed-wetting.
Woody: Yeah. That's fatherhood.
Frasier: No, that's my therapy group. What a bunch of losers.