Norm Quote #880
Quote from Norm in Carla Loves Clavin
Rebecca: I couldn't help but notice, for the last couple of days you have just been sitting here doing nothing.
Norm: Hi. I'm Norm Peterson. Obviously, we haven't met.
Rebecca: This really bothers me.
Norm: Why?
Rebecca: Because... Because you have a job to do and instead, you are just sitting here talking to Cliff all day long. I mean, you're not even trying.
Norm: Rebecca, do you get Cheers? I mean, do you understand the concept?
Rebecca: I want to see some work by the end of today. If you can't get the job done, I will hire a professional.
Norm: Oddly enough, that's what Vera said on our honeymoon.
Cheers Quotes
‘Carla Loves Clavin’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: Boy, that Carla sure is smart, buttering up to Mr. Clavin so she'll win. Wish I'd had those smarts when I was doing the county fair circuit with my hog Maribelle. Rule number one: you got to schmooze. You gotta go to the right parties. You gotta sell out. I wouldn't. So I brought Maribelle home a loser. It broke my heart.
Frasier: How was Maribelle?
Woody: Not bad with applesauce.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Okay, Rebecca, uh, here's the deal. I'll paint the whole office, including woodwork, and, uh, it'll run you 400.
Rebecca: $400 sounds reasonable.
Norm: Oh, no, that's 400 beers. The "B" with the slanty line through it. It's kind of my own special currency.
Rebecca: It's a deal.
Quote from Sam
Sam: Well, this year they're holding it at Cheers.
Norm: All right!
Paul: All right!
Sam: No, no, no, no. No, It's not what you think. They changed all the categories here. Listen to this. Speed, efficiency, memorization, personal warmth, courtesy. I mean, it's like bra size doesn't even exist anymore!
Frasier: Well, Sam, they're just trying to keep pace with the current social enlightenment. I mean, how would you like to be judged solely on the basis of your looks and your body alone?
Sam: I'd love it. I'd win.