Norm Quote #856
Quote from Norm in I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face
Norm: Have a seat. Come on.
Rebecca: Thank you. [sits on Norm's stool] Wow. I've never sat here before. Here I am, sitting on this stool, knowing my life is a mess. I have no future, and I'm a totally hopeless failure.
Norm: Yeah. Try it with beer nuts.
Rebecca: It is all my fault. I mean, I got what I deserve. And now I'm alone. I... I have nothing and I'm just a, you know, worthless, shallow person.
Norm: I'm telling you, try it with the beer nuts.
Frasier: Rebecca I realize you haven't sought my professional advice, but I think it's time to get some perspective. Take a look at yourself, splash some water on your face and get a fresh start.
Rebecca: I'd like to, Frasier, but I seem to have lost the will to move. I just want to sit here for the rest of my life.
Norm: Geez, maybe it's the stool.
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‘I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: All right. Gather around, everyone. I am going to right a horrible wrong. I am going to read to you Dickens' classic, A Tale of Two Cities, and you will see just how much fun great literature can be. [all groaning] "Book the First. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
Norm: Hey, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Which was it?
Frasier: Just stay tuned, Norm.
Norm: "It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness. It was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity."
Cliff: Boy, this Dickens guy really liked to keep his butt covered, didn't he?
Frasier: "There was a king with a large jaw, and a queen with a plain face, on the throne of England." [the guys turn around] "And... and..." "...and there was a bloodthirsty clown, who beckoned innocent children into the sewer, and swallowed them whole."
Cliff: Ah! That's a neat trick.
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: [on the phone] What are you doing? Where are you going?
Rebecca: I'm- l'm going home to San Diego, Sam. I want to try and forget Boston. I want to erase the last three years of my life.
Sam: It's been five, Rebecca.
Rebecca: [sobs] Has it been that long?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, at the risk of sounding insensitive, I'm... I'm glad she's getting out of here. Her walking around in that wedding dress was just a tad too "Miss Havisham" for me.
Sam: Who?
Frasier: Miss Havisham. Famous character from Charles Dickens' Great Expectations. Spends the entire novel walking around in her wedding dress.
Norm: What?!
Frasier: Yes. Well, surely you know it. It's Great Expectations. Pip? Miss Havisham? Magwich? And, uh... And four pizza-loving turtles who practice martial arts in the sewer.
Norm: Oh, cowabunga, dudes!
Cliff: You know, there's a lot of people don't realize that that was a comic book first.