Lilith Quote #120
Quote from Lilith in I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face
Lilith: And in what sophomoric activity are you gentlemen involved now?
Cliff: Our first annual tricks with digits exhibition!
Frasier: Of all the pointless wastes of human energy.
Lilith: Frasier's right. You could sit here until the end of time doing your silly little finger tricks, but none of you will ever be able to top this. [Lilith puts her fist in her mouth]
Woody: Wow, she's right.
Cliff: The king is dead. Long live the queen!
Norm: Yes and she's writing! She's going for bonus points.
Cliff: What's it say?
Frasier: "My fist is stuck. Call 911." Come on, hon. You know, this happens to her more often than you'd think.
Cheers Quotes
‘I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: All right. Gather around, everyone. I am going to right a horrible wrong. I am going to read to you Dickens' classic, A Tale of Two Cities, and you will see just how much fun great literature can be. [all groaning] "Book the First. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
Norm: Hey, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Which was it?
Frasier: Just stay tuned, Norm.
Norm: "It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness. It was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity."
Cliff: Boy, this Dickens guy really liked to keep his butt covered, didn't he?
Frasier: "There was a king with a large jaw, and a queen with a plain face, on the throne of England." [the guys turn around] "And... and..." "...and there was a bloodthirsty clown, who beckoned innocent children into the sewer, and swallowed them whole."
Cliff: Ah! That's a neat trick.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, at the risk of sounding insensitive, I'm... I'm glad she's getting out of here. Her walking around in that wedding dress was just a tad too "Miss Havisham" for me.
Sam: Who?
Frasier: Miss Havisham. Famous character from Charles Dickens' Great Expectations. Spends the entire novel walking around in her wedding dress.
Norm: What?!
Frasier: Yes. Well, surely you know it. It's Great Expectations. Pip? Miss Havisham? Magwich? And, uh... And four pizza-loving turtles who practice martial arts in the sewer.
Norm: Oh, cowabunga, dudes!
Cliff: You know, there's a lot of people don't realize that that was a comic book first.
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: [on the phone] What are you doing? Where are you going?
Rebecca: I'm- l'm going home to San Diego, Sam. I want to try and forget Boston. I want to erase the last three years of my life.
Sam: It's been five, Rebecca.
Rebecca: [sobs] Has it been that long?