Sam Quote #1366

Quote from Sam in Rebecca Redux

Sam: Looks like you've found a home here, Earl.
Earl: Oh, well, thanks, Sam. Why don't you find me an apron and I'll get started here?
Sam: Holy moly! The man handles computers, he tends bar...
Earl: Anything you need me for, son. Whoa! Would you-
Sam: What? What?
Earl: ...catch a look at that babe there?
Sam: Where are you? Where are you?
Earl: In the poolroom, kind of behind that pole.
Sam: Whoo! Boy, you do have good eyes. You sure you played with the Cubs?

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 ‘Rebecca Redux’ Quotes

Quote from Woody

Woody: Oh, Sam, check it out! Sheepskin covers!
Sam: What are you doing, man? Why are you buying all this vinyl cleaner, leather cleaner? I mean, sheepskin? You don't even have a car.
Woody: I know, Sam, but most of my furniture comes from the interior of cars. I've got to be careful when I shave because objects may be closer than they appear.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: I would like to nominate as the stupidest creature on Earth the one who awakens each day to drive through gridlocked traffic, to sit in a windowless office breathing re-circulated air, then returns home and collapses into a stupor... only to do the same damn thing all over again every day until he dies.
Norm: Looking forward to that vacation, eh, Fras?
Frasier: You bet. We're going to Maui.

Quote from Sam

Sam: What is it with these machines, anyway? Computers faxes, voice mail. You know, when I ran this place in the old days, I had everything I needed right up here.
Frasier: Brains, Sam?
Sam: No, good hair. Brains... [scoffs] I'm serious, you know. Good looks can open doors. Good hair blows them off their hinges.