Carla Quote #958
Quote from Carla in Cry Harder
Sam: You're going to have to snap out of this, sweetheart.
Rebecca: Why? I don't have anything to live for.
Carla: Oh, come on. You got plenty to live for. What do you think? You're the only person who's ever been dumped? Look at Sam. He was in this horrible relationship with this woman for years, and it ended up she ditched him at the altar.
Rebecca: What did he do?
Carla: Well, he took all his money, he bought a boat, he sank it. Then he had to grovel around here for tips for 3 years. But look at him now. He got his bar back. And all he had to do was turn in your boyfriend. [Rebecca cries] Aw, forget it, man. There's no cheering her up.
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Quote from Woody
Norm: Hey, Wood, you see the paper?
Woody: Nah. I don't read the paper anymore. It's too depressing.
Frasier: Many people feel that way, Woody.
Woody: Yeah, I mean, Lucy's always pulling the football away from Charlie Brown. The Lockhorns are always fighting. Henry still doesn't have a mouth.
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Hey, Woody. I'll have a nice, tall iced tea.
Woody: Yeah, just a second, Dr. Crane. I got to take a couple aspirin. I got a splitting headache.
Frasier: You know, there's a school of thought that suggests that all physical pain... Headache, earache, stomachache, what have you...
Woody: A headache. Pay attention.
Frasier: Thank you. Anyway, these people say that those pains are merely physical manifestations of some deeper trauma, either psychological, emotional, or spiritual. See, suppose you just relax and try to remember the very thing you were thinking when the headache first started. Then we may be able to get to the root of the problem.
Woody: All right. Well, I was standing here and I was thinking about how when I was a little kid, I was the only kid in my town who didn't have a bicycle.
Frasier: OK. Go on.
Woody: I mean, all the other kids had one. Why not me?
Frasier: Excellent...
Woody: And then I bent down real fast to pick up a napkin... [clonk] Ohh! I hit my head again! So what do you think it is, Dr. Crane?
[Frasier takes a couple of aspirin himself]
Quote from Norm
Norm: Rebecca, they do not fry people for insider trading.
Rebecca: What if they do, Norm? What if they do? I mean, I love that man, and I am just about ready to lose him. Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be without Vera for 20 years?
Norm: Oh, my God.
Rebecca: You see? You'd miss Vera.
Norm: I thought you said beer.