Frasier Quote #414

Quote from Frasier in Loverboyd

Carla: It's time for us to pick our designated driver for the night. OK. You all know the rules. Write your names down on a slip of paper.
Cliff: Uh, I understand you can tell a lot about a person by analyzing their signature. You ever get into that, doc?
Frasier: Oh, come on. I'm a trained psychiatrist, not some fortune-teller in a cheap carnival tent.
Cliff: That's too bad. I always wondered what my signature said about me.
Frasier: Mother of God! [backs away from Cliff]

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