Carla Quote #919
Quote from Carla in 50-50 Carla
Sam: Pretty tough on you, huh?
Carla: Well, I'm comforted to know that he left his other widow Gloria a hundred bucks. And I got the rest of his estate.
Sam: Well, that's great. What did you get?
Carla: Well, I got the bill from his funeral, I got the bill from his headstone, and all in all, I ended up with a big fat nothing.
Norm: It sounds like the other widow made out better than you did.
Carla: Yeah, well, yes and no. She got the hundred bucks. But when she wasn't looking, I copped her coat. What do you think?
Gloria LeBec: [enters] Hey. Give me back my coat, or I'm leaving with your pants.
Norm: All right, Carla, give her the coat.
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‘50-50 Carla’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Rebecca: How do you feel about doing that nude scene?
Woody: What are you talking about, Ms. Howe?
Rebecca: The nude scene. I was in a production of Hair when I was in college. There is this very famous scene where everybody takes off their clothes.
Woody: Come on, Ms. Howe, it's not like I just fell off the turnip truck. That happened years ago. Now back then, I might have believed this nude scene business. Actually, I guess I would have believed anything after being dragged 300 yards down a gravel road into a rosebush.
Frasier: Jeez, Woody, do you have any fond memories of childhood that you can cling to?
Woody: The roses smelled nice.
Quote from Carla
Carla: I don't care what she says. I know in my heart that I did the right thing. Besides, I still got 25,000 bucks.
Sam: Yeah.
Carla: I mean, that can buy a lot of things, you know?
Sam: Yeah, you bet. You know, I'm proud of you, too. So what are you going to buy first?
Carla: A big, expensive car, so the next time I see her, I can run the slut down.
Quote from Woody
Sam: Got any Michelob down there, Woody?
Woody: Checking, Sam.
[When Woody stands up he's wearing suspenders over his shirtless chest]
Norm: Wood, how much longer are you going to keep this up?
Woody: Till I get used to it. Dr. Crane says if I can get undressed a little bit at a time in a place where I feel safe and secure, then pretty soon, I can get naked anywhere.
Sam: You're making progress, huh, Wood?
Woody: Well, you bet. I mean, I'm still scared, cold, and self-conscious as all get-out, but I did pick up an extra 50 in tips.