Sam Quote #1255
Quote from Sam in Sammy and the Professor
Rebecca: Come on, you guys. My favorite college professor's coming to town. I've invited her to dinner. Oh, Sam, straighten up all those cocktail napkins. I want all the jokes pointing in the same direction.
Sam: Whoa, whoa. Don't you think you're going overboard on these superficial little things? I mean, who's going to notice?
Rebecca: Sam, your hair's clumping up a little bit on this side.
Sam: What? Oh, hey, guys, you're supposed to tell me when this happens!
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‘Sammy and the Professor’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: Boy, it's getting scary around here.
Norm: Why do you say that, Woody?
Woody: Well, I mean, if Carla's getting audited, can I be far behind?
Norm: Come on, Woody. From what you make, and the way you handle it, if you made a dollar less, I do believe you'd qualify for food stamps.
Woody: All right. Then I'm sitting pretty.
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: You know what I love about your book is the way you lay out that whole philosophy thing... Dare, decide it, do it. That's just so memorable.
Alice: Well, that was no accident. The common denominator is commitment.
Sam: Plus they all begin with Ds.
Alice: Yeah, well... The key is decisiveness. You know, that was always Rebecca's failing in school. She could never take a stand. She always had to ask what somebody else thought before she knew what she thought.
Rebecca: But I've changed since then.
Waiter: Have you made a decision, ma'am? The rest of your party are halfway through their salads.
Rebecca: Is the swordfish fresh?
Waiter: It was when you started ordering.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: All right, I know what I want now. Not chicken.
Sam: I'll have the spinach salad, lamb chops in mint jelly, and the broiled new potatoes.
Rebecca: That sounds good. How'd you come up with such a great combo?
Sam: It's the number 2.
Rebecca: What's this?
Waiter: It's our dessert menu. I thought you might like to hit the ground running.