Carla Quote #894

Quote from Carla in Sammy and the Professor

Sam: Hey, Carla.
Carla: This is a black, black day.
Sam: The school out already?
Carla: Worse. I got a letter from the IRS.


 ‘Sammy and the Professor’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: Well, Sammy, maybe when she comes here, you can ask her some business tips on how to buy back Cheers.
Sam: Oh, that's a good idea, man.
Norm: Sammy, you seem like shocked that I had a good idea.
Sam: Oh, no. l... I didn't mean it that way.
Norm: Actually, I'm kind of surprised, too. I think I'll celebrate by having a beer. Damn, there's another good idea. Wow. I hope this isn't it for the year.

Quote from Rebecca

Sam: You know what I love about your book is the way you lay out that whole philosophy thing... Dare, decide it, do it. That's just so memorable.
Alice: Well, that was no accident. The common denominator is commitment.
Sam: Plus they all begin with Ds.
Alice: Yeah, well... The key is decisiveness. You know, that was always Rebecca's failing in school. She could never take a stand. She always had to ask what somebody else thought before she knew what she thought.
Rebecca: But I've changed since then.
Waiter: Have you made a decision, ma'am? The rest of your party are halfway through their salads.
Rebecca: Is the swordfish fresh?
Waiter: It was when you started ordering.

 Carla Tortelli Quotes

Quote from Cheerio, Cheers

Coach: Carla, what are you looking for? A sign from God? Religious belief is based on faith.
Carla: Yeah, well, I never thought I'd say this, Coach, but I think I've lost faith.
Frasier: Hey, listen up, everybody. I have an announcement to make. Diane here is leaving for Europe and she's not coming back to Cheers ever.
[Carla drops to her knees and prays]
Carla: [sings] I believe for every drop of rain that falls a flower grows. I believe that somewhere in the darkest night a candle glows.

Quote from The Beer Is Always Greener

Norm: Hey, hey, hey, hey, Carla, let me get this straight. You're really not going back to Cheers?
Carla: I know it's a lousy job, Norm, but for the amount of money they're throwing at me, it's nothing I can't take.
Bartender: Carla, uh, I'm gonna put a new trainee with you for the next two weeks. She's a bright girl. She's, uh, an anthropology student at B.U. Ellen! Ellen, come meet Carla.
Ellen: Well, you must be Carla. I know what you're thinking: "She doesn't look like a waitress." That's because I'm really a writer. Or actuellement, a poetess.
Carla: [screams]