Carla Quote #886

Quote from Carla in Feeble Attraction

Rebecca: Guys, guys. Robin just faxed me this message about the desk. "Dear Rebecca, by now, you've received your desk. You should know that it has a hidden secret that's going to make you very happy. But don't look for it, because I want to be there to share the surprise. I will give you one hint. The key word is... Ring." It's a ring, Carla. There is a ring hidden in that desk. Isn't that romantic?
Carla: My ex-husband hid my engagement ring in an X-rated soap on a rope. He scrubbed me raw for two hours before I found it. Now, that's magic time.

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Norm: What?
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Norm: Come on, Fras, this is nothing. I bought Vera a house.