Woody Quote #436
Quote from Woody in Two Girls for Every Boyd
Sam: Hey, guys. I thought you were out on a date.
Woody: We are, Sam. I'm topping off the evening by bringing Kelly here to Cheers.
Sam: Why do that? You spend all your time here.
Woody: Well, I know, but tonight I'm here as a customer, and that means I get to order you around. Two ginger ales, big guy, and don't try to slip us any of that house stuff. Look at him run.
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Norm: Yeah?
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Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Sam? Sam, get this. Who do you think I look like with my beard this way?
Sam: Oh. Well, that's easy. You look like that little guy on the cans of deviled ham.
Frasier: No, no. Sigmund Freud, the father of modern psychoanalysis and one of the greatest minds of the 20th century.
Sam: He gave all that up to sell deviled ham?
Frasier: The man had to live. You know, lately, when I'm in my office taking notes about some patient who's pouring his guts out, I imagine I'm Dr. Freud and I'm back in Vienna, hobnobbing with the great minds of the era, exchanging quips with Jung, developing the original theories of psychoanalysis. Before I know it, the hour's up. I've discovered I haven't even listened to a single thing the patient's been saying. It makes a nice change.
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Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What can I get you, Norm?
Norm: Got any flea powder? No. Just kidding. Actually, give me a beer. I think I'll drown the little suckers.