Woody Quote #419
Quote from Woody in A Bar is Born
Frasier: Well, that may be, Sam, but, you know, there's an old real estate maxim that says the three most important things in looking for a property are location, location, location.
Woody: That's just one thing.
Frasier: That's the point, Woody.
Woody: What? That real estate people are stupid?
Frasier: No, that location is the one most important thing in real estate.
Woody: Then why do they say it's three things?
Frasier: Because real estate people are stupid.
Woody: Aha.
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‘A Bar is Born’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Rebecca: The point is I don't want you talking about me. There's to be no more gossip about my private life.
Woody: [enters] Sorry I'm late from lunch. I made the mistake of mentioning to my waitress that my boss was dating Robin Colcord. She wanted to know if it was true they haven't slept together. You know, it is amazing what happens when you mention that guy's name. I mean, I had all these people swarming around my table asking me all kinds of questions. "Do I know him very well?" "Do I see him often?" "Do I want soup or salad?"
Sam: Yeah, it's tough being a celebrity. I used to get that all the time when I was playing for the Sox. It's a real pain.
Woody: Yeah, you're lucky, Sam. Everyone forgot about you a long time ago. Last time I saw your name in print was two years ago in a crossword puzzle. "Name a former Red Sox player in 15 letters." And even then, I had a lot of spaces left over.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Don't worry, Rebecca. There's nothing wrong with making a guy wait. It piques their interest. I once made a guy wait until we were both undressed.