Norm Quote #655
Quote from Norm in Call Me Irresponsible
Cliff: All right, I got it, I got it. The worst possible way to die?
Norm: Mm-hmm.
Cliff: Being eaten alive by rats.
Norm: No. I think I can do better than that. I'd say the worst way to die is to be sliding down a razor banister, okay? A greased razor banister.
Frasier: Wait, I've got it. To die alone, knowing that you have never been loved.
Norm: Come on, Frasier, if you're not even gonna try...
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Rebecca: Oh, isn't Eddie sweet? Oh, why can't more men send flowers?
Sam: I didn't know Mormons couldn't send flowers.
Rebecca: I said more men, not Mormons.
Sam: I know they can't dance.
Norm: No, Sammy, that's the, that's the Amish.
Sam: W-Why can't Mormons send flowers?
Rebecca: They can.
Sam: Then what are you talking about?
Rebecca: I just wish someone would send me some damn roses.
Sam: Why does it have to be a Mormon?
Rebecca: Oh, come on! [storms off]
Sam: With some people, you just can't discuss religion.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says "Insert beer here."
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Norm: Yeah, anniversaries can be just great. I'll never forget my first anniversary with Vera. Yeah, we, uh... Oh, my God, I did forget it. Anybody know where I can get a 17-year-old box of candy?