Woody Quote #326
Quote from Woody in How to Win Friends and Electrocute People
Woman: [on TV] You're up pretty late, aren't you? Nothing better to do than watch TV? Feeling a little lonely in the big city? Come and join the party. Call 5, double five, P-R-T-Y, for the best party line in Boston, that's right. There are lots of fun people on the line right now waiting for you to join in their fun talk. Only $2.00 plus toll if any, for three minutes of party line madness. Why don't you try it? There's only one way to find out what sort of wild people call the party line. Dial 5, double five, P-R-T-Y. [TV shuts off]
Woody: [on the phone] Hi, my name's Woody and I'm from Indiana and I... Oh, hi, Mr. Clavin. Hey!
‘How to Win Friends and Electrocute People’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: Sam, can I talk to you for a minute?
Sam: Sure, have a seat.
Lilith: Frasier and I will be covering over 4,500 miles round-trip and I think it's only fair that I share some of the driving. However, I am handicapped by one tiny thing. I've never operated a motorized vehicle before.
Sam: You don't know how to drive?
Lilith: I always meant to learn, but when I was a teenager, I was too busy having fun.
Quote from Woody
Sam: What, what are you, what are you talking about? Well, it took a lot of expensive and complicated tests, Sammy, but they finally found out what that pain was in my abdomen. The experts call it appendicitis. [all chuckling]
Norm: Woo, Cliffie, come on. Now, that's a simple you know, I had it when I was a kid. There's nothing to it.
Woody: I actually liked having my appendix out. My parents told me I could have all the ice cream I wanted.
Sam: No, Woody, I think you're talking about tonsils.
Woody: Well, it was a long time ago, Sam, but I'm pretty sure it was ice cream.
Quote from Woody
Cliff: Boy, oh, boy. How many times have I walked through that door, huh? Yep, good-bye old bar. Take care, old stool.
Norm: Where you going, Cliff?
Cliff: I'm going in for surgery tomorrow. Who knows if I'll ever walk into God's blue sky again. It's all up to the man upstairs.
Woody: Vic, the matre d' at Melville's?
Sam: No, Woody. No, never mind.