Frasier Quote #274
Quote from Frasier in Those Lips, Those Ice
Sam: Hey, Fras, new briefcase?
Frasier: No. It's my new portable cellular telephone, the answer to every busy therapist's prayers. You see, with this, I can instantly get in touch with patients in crisis. Who knows how many lives it may save?
Sam: Looks cool, too?
Frasier: Doesn't it?
Sam: Yeah. [phone rings]
Frasier: Oh, excuse me. Oh, geez. I seem to have forgotten the combination. [phone rings] I was certain I programmed Lilith's birthday so I'd remember it. Oh, no? My birthday. [ringing continues]
Sam: Frasier, that's getting a little annoying.
Frasier: Yeah, yeah. Of course. Freud's birthday.
Carla: [answers the pay phone] Hello. Cheers.
Cheers Quotes
‘Those Lips, Those Ice’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Frasier: Excuse me, but why do I seem to have been automatically excluded?
Norm: You have to go home to your wife.
Frasier: What about your wife?
Norm: You can't be this dense with your patients.
Quote from Sam
Sam: Man, what is with these East German babes? All week long I have been trying: phone calls, flowers, the whole thing. What am I doing wrong?
Frasier: Well, Sam, I see no alternative. You're just going to have to become a communist.
Sam: What do you do? Do you apply for membership or something?
Cliff: I cannot believe my ears.
Sam: What?
Cliff: We're not talking about the Moose Lodge here. We're talking communists, the most reprehensible perpetrators of social and economic oppression ever known to mankind. I mean, they brainwash you, they put you to work in some tractor factory, and as for your creature comforts, forget it.
Sam: Yeah, but the stuff you had before you joined is still your stuff, am I right?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: So, I say to this patient, "Look, you're never going to get well until you get over this paranoia." And he says to me, "l was afraid you'd say that." [laughs] Well, you had to be there.