Sam Quote #1034
Quote from Sam in Backseat Becky, Up Front
Rebecca: Oh, God. This has been the worst night of my life.
Sam: Oh.
Rebecca: Of anybody's life. I pour out my heart and soul to the man I love, then he tells me he's taking someone else across the globe.
Sam: I hate guys like that. [closes the curtains]
Rebecca: And she's really cute, Sam.
Sam: Oh.
Rebecca: And they made out in the back seat. And he didn't even roll up the window.
Sam: The man is a pig. [dims the lights]
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Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: I tried not to look, but the rearview mirror was just huge, and I couldn't help it. And then I got so upset, I just wrapped the company limo around a 7-Eleven.
Sam: Well, that is dreadful. Very, very, very sad.
Rebecca: [sighs] And then Evan and his cheap imitation Geisha bimbo whore grabbed a taxi. While I had to stand there and wait for a tow truck. Oh, and then this cop came along, and he asked me to see my chauffeur's license. God, if only I'd had one. Or if only I'd remembered to bring my purse with my own driver's license. Or if only I'd resisted arrest and he just shot me dead.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Sam, I will never have Mr. Drake. I will never have any man. I will just dry up, crumble into dust and blow away.
Sam: Oh, come on. That doesn't sound like you. That sounds like some lovesick self-pitying, whiny... No, that's you all right.
Quote from Sam
Sam: But I'm not gonna let you give up.
Rebecca: What do you care? What does anybody care?
Sam: Listen, I pride myself in being a connoisseur of beautiful babes, and I'll tell you. I'm not gonna sit by and watch a great woman like you going to waste. It's like, a- a thoroughbred pulling a milk wagon. It's like a rare wine... pulling a milk wagon.