Frasier Quote #245

Quote from Frasier in To All the Girls I've Loved Before

Frasier: Well, gents, my last night of freedom.
Norm: Yep.
Frasier: One last chance to loosen the old noose, so to speak. Really have some fun while I still can. [guys laugh]
Sam: Do I hear the pitter-patter of cold feet?
Frasier: No! No! Not at all. I mean, as long as I'm in love with this woman and she has my dear old mother tied up in the cellar, I'm gonna go through with it. [laughter]
Lilith: Darling, could I speak with you a moment?
Frasier: Excuse me. The ball and chain.
Lilith: Frasier, do you realize that is the fourth derogatory remark about marriage you've made this evening?
Frasier: Oh, come on, my angel. I mean, they're they're jokes. I mean, everybody knows my mother is dead. That's what makes it funny.

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 ‘To All the Girls I've Loved Before’ Quotes

Quote from Lilith

Frasier: You know, it's uncanny, my darling, but there's not a room you step foot into where you're not the most beautiful woman there.
Lilith: That's deplorable sentence structure, Frasier. What you mean to say is that I am the most beautiful woman in any room I enter.
Frasier: Yes. Well, thank you for correcting me in front of 30 people.

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Sam: Hey, the big day is around the corner, isn't it?
Frasier: Yeah, next Saturday. Lilith and I have been in the process of writing, editing, rewriting, and researching our wedding vows.

Quote from Lilith

Rebecca: Uh, Lilith? What do you say we have a little get-together at my place tonight?
Lilith: That would be lovely.
Rebecca: Now, you're gonna have to tell me who to invite, because I don't know... anything about you.
Lilith: I only wish there were some way I could repay you, Rebecca.
Rebecca: Oh, don't mention it.
Lilith: If you ever need to admit a family member to a mental institution, I could certainly speed up the paperwork.
Rebecca: That's very dear of you.