Cliff: Hold it, hold it hold it, hold it, hold- Look, no, I'm telling you, Normie, recent research into the Revolutionary War indicates that the, uh, defenders of this area were not called the, uh, Minutemen after all.
Norm: Oh, like every history book is then wrong, right?
Cliff: Oh, they were actually called the Minute Men. A lot of them under three feet tall, as a matter of fact.
Norm: Right.
Cliff: Way back in history, people were shorter.
Norm: All right, fine.
Cliff: Take, for example, the, uh, the Knights of the Round Table.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: Genuine midgets.
Norm: You're a very lonely man, aren't you?

Frasier: Oh, now there's one of my favorites, Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Norm: All right.
Cliff: Good one.
Frasier: A particularly trenchant analysis of the collective American psyche during the Cold War era, with the pod people representing the dehumanizing effect of the McCarthy hearings.
Norm: I guess we got, uh, plenty of other movies there.
Cliff: Here we go. Day the Earth Stood Still, a real classic.
Norm: Oh Klaatu barada nicto. [Cliff chuckles]
Frasier: For my money, the finest allegorical retelling of the life of Christ on film. Even better than E.T.
Norm: Next batter.
Cliff: Forbidden Planet.
Frasier: Well, that's a good choice. It's a witty revamp of Shakespeare's The Tempest with Robbie the Robot standing in for the sprite Ariel. Well, so what'll it be? [remote control clicks]
Narrator: [on TV] This, then, was the height of the literary use of Middle English.

Evan Drake: Your cabin, you two.
Sam: Ah.
Evan Drake: Good night.
Rebecca: Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. I'm sure you don't have bedbugs on this boat, or any other kind of bugs. Do they even have bugs at sea? Well, maybe water bugs...
Evan Drake: Good night.