Sam Quote #924
Quote from Sam in My Fair Clavin
Sam: You know... Gee whiz, you know, if- if you're not going to get in the spirit of this, then I- I just don't want to do it.
Rebecca: No, come on, come on, a deal's a deal.
Sam: No.
Rebecca: Look, I made a pact. I just want to get it over with.
Sam: No, I don't want to do it. You know, I have some pride. I have some dignity. I'll tell you what. You find someone else to do your dirty work. [leaves Rebecca's office] Thinks she can mess with Sam Malone.
Carla: What happened?
Sam: She asked me to go to bed with her, and I said no. [slaps his forehead] Oh!
[When Sam runs back to Rebecca's office she has looked the door]
Cheers Quotes
‘My Fair Clavin’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: Well, I'll tell you. She's what guys back down on the farm where I come from would call ethereal.
Frasier: Woody, where exactly was this farm?
Quote from Cliff
Norm: Let me, huh, put these beers on ice here.
Cliff: Yeah, good idea.
Norm: It's not too cold in here, buddy.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, yeah, I noticed that, Normie. I think it's the, uh, amalgamator valve. I've been meaning to strip it down, check out the engine, you know. I think I better put, uh, some more Freon in the regulator, too.
Woody: Or else you could just turn this little dial to cold.
Cliff: Well, yeah, if you're you know, you want to take a stopgap approach.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: Listen up, everybody. Clifford Clavin has decided to make a major life change.
Carla: Don't bother. You'd be a dorky woman, too.
Cliff: That's a good one, Carla. A good one.
Norm: All right, Cliffie. What's up, bud?
Cliff: There's a new condo complex going up on my route. You know, one of those places filled with beautiful people having the time of their lives. I said to myself, Clifford C., you'd take to that place like a fish takes to water.
Carla: All slimy with your eyes bulging out?
Cliff: Shouldn't you be squatting in a field somewhere, Carla?