Frasier Quote #226

Quote from Frasier in My Fair Clavin

Carla: You got something on her, don't you? You found something incriminating in her mail. For God's sake, Cliff, just ask her for money. Don't be vicious.
Cliff: Look, look, look, is it so hard for you people, and whatever you are, Carla, to believe that, uh, this, uh, beautiful woman would go out with me on her own accord?
Frasier: No, of course not, Cliff. I can think of any number of reasons why a woman might behave that way.
Carla: You can?
Frasier: Well, of course, but remember... I'm a psychiatrist.

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 ‘My Fair Clavin’ Quotes

Quote from Woody

Woody: Well, I'll tell you. She's what guys back down on the farm where I come from would call ethereal.
Frasier: Woody, where exactly was this farm?

Quote from Cliff

Norm: Let me, huh, put these beers on ice here.
Cliff: Yeah, good idea.
Norm: It's not too cold in here, buddy.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, yeah, I noticed that, Normie. I think it's the, uh, amalgamator valve. I've been meaning to strip it down, check out the engine, you know. I think I better put, uh, some more Freon in the regulator, too.
Woody: Or else you could just turn this little dial to cold.
Cliff: Well, yeah, if you're you know, you want to take a stopgap approach.

Quote from Carla

Cliff: Listen up, everybody. Clifford Clavin has decided to make a major life change.
Carla: Don't bother. You'd be a dorky woman, too.
Cliff: That's a good one, Carla. A good one.
Norm: All right, Cliffie. What's up, bud?
Cliff: There's a new condo complex going up on my route. You know, one of those places filled with beautiful people having the time of their lives. I said to myself, Clifford C., you'd take to that place like a fish takes to water.
Carla: All slimy with your eyes bulging out?
Cliff: Shouldn't you be squatting in a field somewhere, Carla?