Frasier Quote #223

Quote from Frasier in A Kiss Is Still a Kiss

Sam: What's got you so upset?
Frasier: Some college professor has just published an article that refutes everything I said in my last paper.
Cliff: Sounds like a shoot-out at the cuckoo corral.
Frasier: What could motivate an honored and distinguished colleague to launch a personal attack like this?
Sam: Well, now, maybe it's just a, you know, honest difference of opinion between scholars.
Frasier: Oh, goose poop, Sam, the man's a yahoo.

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Quote from Rebecca

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Rebecca: I couldn't help myself.
Sam: Yeah, well, at least you know how he feels now. He's not interested.
Rebecca: Who wanted to know that?
Sam: You did. You were miserable not knowing.
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Sam: Uh, well, it seems that the love of your life there thinks that because he's never seen you date anybody that maybe you... Well, prefer ladies.
Rebecca: You- You set him straight, didn't you?
Sam: Based on what?
Rebecca: God, I- I can't believe this. He's all I ever think about, and now he thinks that I'm...
Sam: Yeah, yeah, it's a nutty world, isn't it? You know something, though, I'll bet you could change his mind real quick if you were to show up at his party just crawling all over this incredibly good-looking, hot, macho stud.
Rebecca: You for instance?
Sam: You recognized the description.