Woody Quote #213
Quote from Woody in Pudd'n Head Boyd
Sam: But how'd the audition go?
Woody: Great. Said my lines faster than anyone else.
Norm: Yeah, Woodman, when did you get bit by the old acting bug?
Woody: Oh, back in high school in Hanover. I was in the chorus of the senior class production of Hello, Donald.
Norm: Isn't that isn't that Hello, Dolly?
Woody: Oh, no, no. They had to change the name. Donald Wexler was the only guy who could sing the part.
Cheers Quotes
‘Pudd'n Head Boyd’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
Sam: You guys look like you had a good time.
Frasier: We had oodles of fun. And we lost a combined 11 pounds to boot.
Cliff: Wait, you lost weight on a cruise? I heard there were wall-to-wall meals.
Lilith: There were also wall-to-wall waves.
Frasier: Yes. Well, fortunately, after three days of giving Chef Hugo's fine cuisine back to the sea, we were fitted with these little, uh, ear patches. They seemed to do the trick.
Lilith: And put us to sleep for the rest of the trip.
Carla: So you guys spent seven days and nights snoozing and barfing your way through the Caribbean?
Lilith: And we've never felt slimmer and more refreshed.
Quote from Norm
Sam: Folks, I have a bit of bad news that may affect a lot of you. I'm not going to beat around the bush, I'm just going to come right out and say it. Last call. [patrons groan]
Norm: Well, what the heck, maybe I'll give Vera a thrill and go home a little early tonight. Although, you know, she did look kind of thrilled when I left.
Quote from Woody
Rebecca: Woody, would you run upstairs and get some change? Ones and fives. New bills if they've got them.
Woody: [as Twain] "Uh, let us not be too particular. It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all."
Rebecca: Do you think you could manage it without any quotes?
Woody: "l could do it as easy as falling off a log."
Rebecca: Woody, just do it!
Woody: "When angry, count four. When very angry, swear."
Rebecca: Damn it!
Woody: There you go.