Cliff Quote #368

Quote from Cliff in The Last Angry Mailman

Jim McNulty: You know, I'll never understand people like you. You got no conscience, no sense of community, no interest in keeping our neighborhood beautiful.
Cliff: If you, uh, want to beautify the neighborhood, why don't you stay indoors?
Jim McNulty: Yeah, at least I don't live with my mother.
Cliff: I don't blame you; I've seen your mother.
Jim McNulty: Yeah, my mother's a saint.
Cliff: Yeah, Saint Bernard.
Jim McNulty: Oh, yeah? [Cliff runs away as Jim comes towards him] Forget it.
Cliff: [returns as Jim leaves] Ah, I'm outta luck. Somebody's already using the pool table.

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