Woody Quote #205
Quote from Woody in Paint Your Office
Carla: Hey, Woody, would you close up for me tonight? I got to get home.
Woody: No problem, Carla. By the way, I really am envious of you having a nice big family to go home to.
Carla: Oh, yeah, it's great, all right. I got 11 people living under a roof that was meant for only six. Gino's dog just had puppies on my side of the bed. My daughter-in-law is driving me nuts, and somehow, my mother-in-law got a hold of our address.
Woody: Puppies. You lucky duck.
Cheers Quotes
‘Paint Your Office’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Man: Hey.
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Let's talk about what's going in Mr. Peterson. Beer, Woody.
Quote from Sam
Sam: So, how come you guys are so chummy, huh?
Norm: Sorry, Sam. Can't talk about it. Kind of private.
Sam: Oh, give me a break. Guys are supposed to talk about girls behind their backs. [Norm swallows hard] Didn't I tell you everything about me and Diane? [Norm shakes his head] Well, now's your chance to thank me.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Boy, look at her. What a glow she has. You know, strange as it sounds, there are actually times when I resent being a man.
Cliff: Ah, that's all right, Fras. Sometimes we resent you being one. [Sam laughs]
Frasier: I was referring to Carla's condition. You see, she's able to do something we men never shall: experience the miracle of creating a new life.
Sam: You know, I'll have to admit. I've often wondered what it would like to have another human being moving around inside you.
Woody: Must be spooky, but real neato.
Sam: Yeah.
Cliff: There's probably nothing so awesome in the entire universe.
Frasier: Yes, gentlemen, I'm afraid that we've been relegated to the position of observer. Passive, sitting on the sidelines. Doomed by nature to a life of envy.
Carla: God, feels like there's a dump truck parked on my bladder.
Frasier: Well, then again, nature is wise in her way.