Woody Quote #170
Quote from Woody in Dog Bites Cliff
Sam: Hey, Cliffie. What's with your leg?
Cliff: Eh, I'd rather not talk about it. [Norm counts off Cliff's silence on his fingers] Got bitten by a dog. Ten stitches to close the wound. I tell you, these unleashed animals are a menace to postal workers.
Carla: Well, you're going to sue, aren't you?
Cliff: Well...
Woody: Now, I may be wrong, Carla, but I don't think you can sue members of the animal kingdom.
Carla: I'm talking about the owners, Nellie Belle.
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‘Dog Bites Cliff’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: Oh, man, that Hulk Hogan is amazing, isn't he?
Frasier: Woody, the thing is fixed.
Woody: Oh, that's too bad. Hulk Hogan can't have children.
Frasier: It's evolution's loss.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: And, uh, she hung up the phone and said, "Cliff, uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but, uh, my husband's come back."
Norm: Wait a minute now. She's married all this time and never told you?
Cliff: Yeah. Seems that her husband, a true and gallant soldier of these United States, was, uh, lost and presumed dead during some, uh, secret mission out there in the Far East. Oh, as it turns out, he was only wounded, and although he suffered, uh, years of torture. See, uh, uh, somehow, he managed to, uh, dig a tunnel with a pair of chopsticks and make his way to a, uh, pay phone and, uh, give her a call.
Sam: Cliff, this is an unbelievable story.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, Sammy. It's unbelievable to me, and I was there. But, uh, she barely had time to blow me a kiss and wish me a happy life, and, uh then she was gone like a dream in the night.
Carla: What a maroon.
Quote from Woody
Cliff: I guess we were like a pair of lovers that were never meant to be. Like Romeo and Juliet. Rhett, Scarlett. Heathcliff, Kathy.
Woody: Heath, Cliff and Kathy? Isn't that three people, Mr. Clavin?