Diane Quote #670
Quote from Diane in One Last Fling
Frasier: Well, did you select something nice?
Diane: We've committed to Royal Doulton's Carlisle for the fine china, but Sam still hasn't made up his mind about the everyday ware.
Sam: Yes, I have. l, I like the dishes with the different colored flowers.
Diane: Oh, ish!
Sam: Come on, I love those. They're just like I had when I was a kid. They're real pretty, and- And if you don't like the food on your plate, you can hide it in the pattern.
Diane: Okay, fine. Well, uh, why don't you think about it, and if you still insist that they're not the most garish, bourgeois, stomach-turningly ugly pattern in the book, then that's what we'll get.
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Quote from Woody
Frasier: Hi, Wood. Let me get a beer, will you? Oh, say, what'd you do to your thumb there?
Woody: Oh, well, it's a long story, but, uh, I was playing this guy some pool last night, and I had this one-four-seven combination.
Frasier: Yeah.
Woody: So, I was trying to show off and sink all of them in one shot, but the balls were positioned in such a way that I had to lean way over the edge of the table and get in a kind of twisted-up...
Frasier: Yeah, so, what, you fell and you broke your thumb?
Woody: No. I still couldn't get the shot, so I went and got the bridge and I got up on a chair and I put all my weight on the bridge.
Frasier: And it snapped and you fell and broke your thumb?
Woody: No. I made the shot and I beat the guy.
Frasier: Oh, so he got angry and he broke your thumb, right?
Woody: No, I beat him fair and square and he paid me the ten bucks he owed me.
Frasier: So, how did you break your thumb?
Woody: I slipped on the ice on the way home.
Frasier: Woody, why did you go into all that long-winded detail about the game?
Woody: Well, now, it wouldn't have been much of a story without the pool stuff.
Man: Hello, Woody. What happened to your thumb?
Woody: Oh, I slipped on the ice.
Frasier: Woody, why didn't you tell him the long, drawn-out version?
Woody: That's the guy I was playing pool with.
Quote from Frasier
Carla: What the hell is keeping Diane? I'm gonna be late for school.
Frasier: School, Carla? Well, I must say I'm delightfully astonished. You know, I've always held that adult education is one of the finest gifts that one can give oneself. Kudos on joining the ever-burgeoning ranks of enlightened, wondering minds seeking betterment through knowledge.
Carla: It's traffic school, you nimrod.
Quote from Carla
Norm: You got pinched, huh, Carla?
Carla: Yeah, speeding. But it wasn't my fault. There was a leaf stuck on my windshield, and I had to gun her up to 80 to blow it off.
Woody: What, and the cop didn't believe you?
Carla: No. Couldn't be bribed, either.
Cliff: Carla, what, you offered a policeman money?
Carla: Money? With a body like this? Huh.