Diane Quote #666
Quote from Diane in Never Love a Goalie, Part 2
Diane: I can't believe that I'm hearing this. These are your grounds for acquittal? Well, pardon me my objectivity, but I don't happen to agree. He did it! I'm sure of it. I can tell just by looking at him.
Juror #1: Oh, yeah?
Diane: Yes. I was in a very similar situation to the wife in that my fiance has the same disarming brand of charm.
Juror #2: Are you saying that you're about to marry a murderer?
Juror #4: No, don't stop her. Let her do it.
Diane: Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha! Laugh if you will. I'm not fooled by Mr. Grand, and neither should you be.
Cheers Quotes
‘Never Love a Goalie, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Hey, Wood, what you working on?
Woody: Cheers newsletter.
Frasier: Wood, Cheers doesn't have a newsletter.
Woody: Wow, there's a scoop. I'll make that my lead story.
Quote from Cliff
Norm: Well, Sammy, it's not like we're not for the guy. I mean, especially with Carla going out with him. But, you know, the guy's in a major slump, let's face it.
Cliff: Hey, I can tell you an interesting thing about slumps, too. Uh, statistics show that they can be grouped into four categories.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: Yeah, that's right. Uh, 65 percent physical, yeah, 17 percent emotional, 15 percent psychological and, uh, three percent dental.
Norm: Cliffie, you know something, man? You're a walking encyclopedia.
Cliff: Oh, thank you, Normie.
Norm: Unfortunately, you're also a talking encyclopedia.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Sam, I don't understand. Why does Carla want Eddie to screw up?
Sam: [sighs] Well, you see, if Eddie loses, then Carla wins, because it proves she's no longer a jinx. But if he wins, then Carla loses, 'cause it reinforces the jinx theory.
Woody: Ah, the old "boy loses, girl wins, boy wins, girl loses" jinx reinforcement theory. If I've seen it once, I've seen it...