Diane Quote #665
Quote from Diane in Never Love a Goalie, Part 2
Juror #1: Motions, recess, motions, recess. When is this thing going to end?
Juror #2: Two weeks, and the wife hasn't even taken the stand yet.
Diane: Sorry. I missed a couple words of testimony. I wanted to go back and double-check it with the court reporter.
Juror #3: Why do you keep your own record of the testimony? They write down everything that's said.
Diane: They don't write down emotions attitudes, telling facial glances.
Juror #1: Study my face. What am I thinking?
Cheers Quotes
‘Never Love a Goalie, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Hey, Wood, what you working on?
Woody: Cheers newsletter.
Frasier: Wood, Cheers doesn't have a newsletter.
Woody: Wow, there's a scoop. I'll make that my lead story.
Quote from Cliff
Norm: Well, Sammy, it's not like we're not for the guy. I mean, especially with Carla going out with him. But, you know, the guy's in a major slump, let's face it.
Cliff: Hey, I can tell you an interesting thing about slumps, too. Uh, statistics show that they can be grouped into four categories.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: Yeah, that's right. Uh, 65 percent physical, yeah, 17 percent emotional, 15 percent psychological and, uh, three percent dental.
Norm: Cliffie, you know something, man? You're a walking encyclopedia.
Cliff: Oh, thank you, Normie.
Norm: Unfortunately, you're also a talking encyclopedia.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Sam, I don't understand. Why does Carla want Eddie to screw up?
Sam: [sighs] Well, you see, if Eddie loses, then Carla wins, because it proves she's no longer a jinx. But if he wins, then Carla loses, 'cause it reinforces the jinx theory.
Woody: Ah, the old "boy loses, girl wins, boy wins, girl loses" jinx reinforcement theory. If I've seen it once, I've seen it...