Sam Quote #771
Quote from Sam in Spellbound
Frasier: Good game, Norm. Okay, next victim.
Sam: Well, what's with this obsession with chess here, huh?
Frasier: Oh, it's just a hobby, Sam. You know, uh, relieve the tension.
Sam: Well, I got a better way to relieve tension. Her name's Tawny. You want her number?
Frasier: No, thanks, Sam. I prefer something with a little mental stimulation as well.
Sam: So read to her first.
Frasier: No, thanks. I'll stick to chess. You know, that and fencing were my two outlets during college. Oh, boy, fencing. I haven't had the old epe out in years.
Sam: Boy, that'd make me pretty tense, too.
Cheers Quotes
‘Spellbound’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Diane: Nick, will you give up on me? You and I are an impossibility. The only thing you instill in me is the desire to flee. And then to be de-flea'd.
Quote from Sam
Carla: You know, Sammy, I know you kind of like Diane. But you're gonna have to face it. She's his now.
Sam: Oh, come on, will you stop it? I mean, Nick and Diane, they don't even belong on the same planet. The guy doesn't have any table manners. I mean, he thinks he's God's gift to women. And when was the last time he even picked up a book?
Carla: How's that different from you, Sam?
Sam: All right, there's a big difference... There's a big difference between thinking you're God's gift and knowing it.
Quote from Diane
Loretta: Oh, Sam, you stood up for me. Nobody's ever done that for me before. [kisses Sam]
Sam: Oh.
Nick Tortelli: Sam, I'm aghast.
Sam: What?
Nick Tortelli: You of all people?! Have you no respect for our blessed union?
Sam: Oh, come on, Nick. There's nothing going on here. I'm not interested in Loretta.
Nick Tortelli: Uh, I got one thing to say to you, Sam. Two can play the same game. You took my woman... [looks at Diane] I'm gonna take yours.
Diane: Me? You're taking me? The only thing you should be taking is penicillin.