Carla Quote #544

Quote from Carla in Diamond Sam

Sam: Hi. I bet you never thought you'd see the day, huh?
Carla: Nice shirt, Sam. Is it new?
Sam: No, it's not. It, uh... Did you hear what I said up there about me and Diane getting engaged?
Carla: The beer distributor called. He wants to know if he can change the delivery day to Wednesday.
Diane: Carla, I know that we haven't always seen eye-to-eye, but you could at least wish us well.
Carla: I need a draft.

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 ‘Diamond Sam’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Well, Diane, Sam, congratulations to both of you. Diane, I hope you're planning to stay for the entire ceremony this time. Ours was... [laughs] Ours was very touching, I thought.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Where is Sam?
Diane: "Where is Sam?" [quietly] I think she's starting to relate to her environment again.
Frasier: Well, I think we've made great progress. Carla, can you tell me who Sam is?
Carla: Of course. He's my boss.
Frasier: Did you know that he is now engaged to be married?
Carla: Yes. I'm very happy for him.
Frasier: See how well we've done?
Diane: Carla... who is the charming soul that has agreed to marry him?
Carla: Norm.
Frasier: Well, I'm not the miracle worker.

Quote from Woody

Sam: Due to our desire to be... What?
Diane: Conjoined.
Sam: Conjoined, uh hey, well, Diane and l, uh, would like you to, uh, celebrate with us by, uh, toasting our nuptials.
Woody: Ouch.
Sam: No, no, Woody, it's, uh...