Norm Quote #431

Quote from Norm in Dance, Diane, Dance

Norm: Hey, you guys think, uh, Diane is really that bad of a dancer?
Carla: I don't know. Guess there's no way of ever knowing, is there?
Norm: Yeah, none that I can really think of.
Cliff: Me, uh, neither.
Norm: And who knows if that VCR in Sammy's office even works, you know?
Cliff: There's, uh, there's only one way to find out, you know.
Norm: How's that?
Cliff: Get a tape and, uh, slip it right in there.
Carla: Talk about luck. Here's a tape right here.
Frasier: That's extremely insensitive.
Cliff: No, it's not. No, it's not. It's like driving by the scene of an accident. You don't want to look, but you just can't help yourself.
Norm: Yeah, and in this case you get to play it over and over again.

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 ‘Dance, Diane, Dance’ Quotes

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Diane: Didn't you ever have a dream, Norman?
Norm: No.
Diane: Not at all?
Norm: Nope.
Diane: You never wanted something that was out of reach?
Norm: Well, uh... Beer nuts.
Diane: Norman, I'm serious.
Norm: So am l. Could you just... Yeah.
Diane: Everyone has dreams, Norman.
Norm: Everyone except me. I learned early in life not to have 'em. Yeah! I figure they're useless. They don't come true anyway.
Diane: Norman.
Norm: Yeah, life's tough enough without getting yourself all worked up over something that's not gonna happen. Mm-mm. Dreams, they just give you heartache.

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Diane: I'm too excited to stick around. Anyway, you know how to lock up, right, Norman?
Norm: You kidding? I'm the one who taught you.
Diane: Right. Good night. [exits]
Norm: Yeah. Well. Ah, alone in a bar. Maybe Diane is right. I guess dreams can come true.

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Diane: Norman, don't you think it's time you got home to your beloved?
Norm: No, no, it's, uh, Vera's night to howl tonight. She's, uh, hosting a Tupperware party. I'd say, uh, right about now they're probably knee-deep in lettuce crispers.
Diane: Vera's really into Tupperware?
Norm: Are you kidding? She wants to be buried in one of those things. I can just, uh, see the service. You know, they lower you into the ground, somebody burps the corner and you're sealed fresh for eternity, I guess.