Carla Quote #511

Quote from Carla in Knights of the Scimitar

Cliff: You know, uh, Dad himself was a Knight. When I was a kid, I used to sneak up into his room when he was out at work and, uh, try on his turban and sword.
Carla: And unless I miss my guess, you completed the outfit with your mother's bra and high heels.
Cliff: Carla, this is serious. It's no easy task getting into the Knights. Oh, sure, as the son of an alumnus, I was, uh, guaranteed full membership, but, uh, well, hey, my oath does not permit me to say any more.
Carla: Thank God.
Cliff: Yeah. But the best part is...
Carla: Your oath, Clavin, your oath.
Cliff: No, no, this stuff's permissible, Carla.
Carla: Oh, shut up, anyway.

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 ‘Knights of the Scimitar’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: Cliffy, uh, thanks a lot, but l- l'm just not interested. You know, I guess I'm an example of the old adage, "l'd never join a club that would have someone like you as a member," you know?

Quote from Woody

Cliff: Oh, boy. Hey, you're gonna love it down at the lodge, you know. After a hard day's work, it's a great place to unwind.
Woody: Yeah, wearing those turbans, you probably need a place to unwind. You know, unwind. [laughs] Turbans? How they're all wound up around your head and you gotta unwind 'em?
Cliff: Hey, uh good one, Woody.
Woody: I was voted class clown.
Norm: You should be proud.
Woody: Yeah, I was only running for class president.

Quote from Norm

High Sultan: Stand up, Norm Peterson, and be welcomed. Norm, uh, Norm, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself, huh?
Norm: Well, there's really nothing to say, guys.
High Sultan: Now don't be modest.
Norm: No, I mean it. There's really nothing to say. Uh... Let's see, I was born in Chicago, uh I moved to Boston and became an accountant.
High Sultan: Are you married?
Norm: Yeah.
High Sultan: To?
Norm: Long.