Diane Quote #601
Quote from Diane in Knights of the Scimitar
Diane: As you know, last week, I was substituting as a teaching assistant at the college and it seems that one of the students has fallen in love with me.
Sam: Marry him.
Diane: See! Sam, in this case, the smitten youth is particularly good-looking.
Sam: Ah.
Diane: No, make that exceptionally good-looking.
Sam: All right.
Diane: No, make it Greek-god-like.
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Norm: Cliffy, uh, thanks a lot, but l- l'm just not interested. You know, I guess I'm an example of the old adage, "l'd never join a club that would have someone like you as a member," you know?
Quote from Woody
Cliff: Oh, boy. Hey, you're gonna love it down at the lodge, you know. After a hard day's work, it's a great place to unwind.
Woody: Yeah, wearing those turbans, you probably need a place to unwind. You know, unwind. [laughs] Turbans? How they're all wound up around your head and you gotta unwind 'em?
Cliff: Hey, uh good one, Woody.
Woody: I was voted class clown.
Norm: You should be proud.
Woody: Yeah, I was only running for class president.
Quote from Norm
High Sultan: Stand up, Norm Peterson, and be welcomed. Norm, uh, Norm, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself, huh?
Norm: Well, there's really nothing to say, guys.
High Sultan: Now don't be modest.
Norm: No, I mean it. There's really nothing to say. Uh... Let's see, I was born in Chicago, uh I moved to Boston and became an accountant.
High Sultan: Are you married?
Norm: Yeah.
High Sultan: To?
Norm: Long.